Thursday, September 6, 2018

IT'S TIME FOR THE NFL, EVERYBODY!

EL HOMBRE KNOWS SPORTS
            There was a time – not too long ago – in this nation’s sporting history when the NFL was the king of its castle, and the other sports were mere peasants, hoping to find prosperity underneath their master’s tyrannical shadow. NFL TV ratings were amazing. At one point, 19 of the top 20 rated shows for the entire year were pro football games. Networks didn’t dare put up a program they hoped would hit big against NBC’s Sunday Night Football, for fear it would be trampled and end up in the Saturday evening graveyard, drawing lower numbers than “Finder of Lost Loves” did in the mid-‘80s.
            Ah, those were the days.
            Fact is, NFL fans don’t have to remember that time as if it were a sepia-toned photograph. Fifth-graders can recall the league’s golden age, when stars trod the gridiron like sporting gods – and had endorsement profiles befitting their lofty status. Then came 2016, and the trouble began.
            Some of it wasn’t the NFL’s fault. Not even Colonel Steve Austin’s doctors could have kept Peyton Manning playing beyond the 2015 season. No one could have predicted the overwhelming drama of the ’16 presidential election, which directed eyes away from the NFL storylines. Those were forces beyond the league’s influence.
            But a lot of it the trouble was self-inflicted. The league could have been smarter and more humane about the long-term effects of concussions and other blows to the head, instead of trying to “protect the shield” by demonizing former players and denigrating respected doctors. It could have worked with players and propaganda partners from the beginning of Colin Kaepernick’s (and others’) protests to craft a solution that would have satisfied all parties – and benefitted the league – instead of bowing to hard-liners within and without the NFL and creating a situation that is divisive at best and crippling at worst. And it could have focused a little less on spectacle and a little more on the game itself, which is becoming a morass of arcane rules, time-chewing challenges and flat-out poor play.
            Further, it could have understood the NBA’s move toward a reality-show model. It entrances young fans with its season-long player drama, followed by a riveting off-season that plays out as much on social media as it does in team headquarters and is more attractive than a corporate sporting model. Yep, the NFL is still number one, but it can no longer stomp across the landscape with impunity. Heck, even soccer (especially the international version) is growing in popularity in the U.S., after only 40 or so years of predictions that it would one day take over.
            Against that cheery backdrop, the 2018 season commences with its attendant storylines. It may not be the stuff of golden ages, or even the magical ‘60s, when muddy fields were the stages for the mighty gladiators of yore. But El Hombre will still be paying attention, and here are some of things the rest of you should watch.
            Spider 2 Y Did They Do It? Those wacky Raiders have had themselves a pretty crazy off-season. First, they hired Chuckie to handle the coaching duties for a mere $100 mil. Then, they got rid of Khalil Mack, because they didn’t want to pay him Aaron Donald money. (Or more.) Wednesday, the city of Oakland sued the franchise because it will bolt for Vegas after the 2019 season. Given the raging fraternity house couch fire the Raiders have become, one would imagine the city would sue them for wanting to stick around the Bay Area for two more seasons.
             Kid Stuff: When Sam Darnold takes his first snap in the Jets’ opener against the Lions on Monday night (espn gets all the good games!), he will be the youngest QB to start a season since the 1970 AFL-NFL merger. The 21-year old will no doubt have some butterflies, but what he’ll need more than a shot of Big Pink is a football with handles. While at USC, Darnold fumbled often, something the Jets can’t have if they want to crawl out of the AFC East cellar. Darnold has potential, but folks in Queens and on Long Island would be wise to lower their expectations as the youngster learns his way.
            Quarterback Roulette: Let’s see if El Hombre can get this straight: Alex Smith is in D.C. and former Washington NFL Franchise QB Kirk Cousins has moved to Minnesota, where he takes the place of Case Keenum, who is now quarterbacking the Broncos. KC is going with Patrick Mahomes, even if he did look shaky in exhibition games. Ryan Fitzpatrick will start in Tampa during Jameis Winston’s suspension for groping an Uber driver, and Tyrod Taylor is the designated placeholder for the Browns until top overall pick Baker Mayfield is deemed ready – or until Cleveland loses 10 of its first 12. The Bills will start Nathan “Pick Five” Peterman, and former Viking/Eagle/Ram Sam Bradford and his fat bank balance are in ‘Zona hoping the Cards don’t turn to Josh Rosen too quickly. Got all that? Didn’t think so. One thing is certain: teams have spent a whole lot of money and high draft picks on guys who aren’t exactly top-tier quarterbacks. Hope springs eternal…until the first interception.
            Ram Tough (Or Stupid): In an attempt to beef up their defense, which isn’t wunderkind coach Sean McVay’s specialty, the Rams added Ndamukong Suh, Aqib Talib and Marcus Peters in the hopes that the trio will behave itself. That might happen. Then again, Suh could end up practicing Irish dancing on an opponent, Talib could decide he wants to take another shot at the title – or another shot at himself – and Peters could play referee by throwing another penalty flag, or just throwing a tantrum. El Hombre didn’t study statistics (or much else) at the Sorbonne, but he knows the probability of all three of these Boy Scouts staying out of trouble isn’t too high.
            Tommy Boy: Tom Brady turned 41 last month, and despite his stated desire to play until he is 45 (who does he think he is, George Blanda?) and his 2017 MVP performance, the Pats’ QB is heading toward the end of his career. It’s inevitable, and all the avocado ice cream in the world can’t change that. The question is whether Brady will author a couple more glorious seasons or lose his edge quickly, becoming the NFL version of pitcher Warren Spahn, who went from 23-7 as a 42-year old in 1963 to 6-13 the next season. When we last saw Mr. Bundchen, he was dropping a pass on a trick play in the Super Bowl and sparring with Captain Hoodie over the role of his personal fitness Svengali Alex Guerrero. It could be another big year for Brady and the Pats or the beginning of an ugly end.
            Welcome Back: Last year featured the premature conclusions to a trio of quarterbacks’ seasons, and all are poised to make big returns. Aaron Rodgers, Deshaun Watson and Carson Wentz suffered serious injuries that ruined their teams’ playoff hopes. Well, Green Bay’s and Houston’s at least. Wentz’s torn knee ligaments didn’t prevent the Eagles from Philly Specialing their way to the Super Bowl title. All are expected to be in top form – Wentz a little later than the others – and ready to join the NFL’s elite signal-callers. Meanwhile, Indy’s Andrew Luck, whose best work over the last year came from the clever Twitter feed @CaptAndrewLuck, hopes his two-season hiatus from the game hasn’t hurt his skills and that his shoulder can handle greetings from angry defensive linemen.
            The Picks: NFC Division Winners: Eagles, Packers, Saints, Rams; NFC Wild Card: Vikings, Falcons; Sleeper: Giants.
            AFC Division Winners: Patriots, Steelers, Jaguars, Chargers; AFC Wild Card: Texans, Titans; Sleeper: Dolphins.
            NFC Playoffs: Falcons over Packers; Rams over Vikings. Saints over Falcons; Eagles over Rams. Saints over Eagles.
            AFC Playoffs: Steelers over Texans; Titans over Chargers; Patriots over Titans; Steelers over Jaguars. Steelers over Patriots.
            Super Bowl: Saints over Steelers.
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            EL HOMBRE SEZ: It wasn’t the best weekend for some of college football’s bigger brand names. Texas dropped a decision to Maryland, Florida State got whipped by Virginia Tech, Miami was bombed by LSU, and Michigan went back to the ugly end of ‘17 in a desultory loss to the Domers. But the biggest mess might be in Westwood, where Maximum Leader’s Bruins lost at home to Cincinnati. Looks like that genius card might not be good for much anymore…Rick Pitino announced in his new book that his coaching career is “possibly finished”. You think? What’s stopping another top program from bestowing a fat contract on Ricky P? It couldn’t be the late-night restaurant gymnastics with another woman, could it? Or maybe it was the hooker party for the recruits? Was it the stench of an FBI investigation? Nahhhhh. It’s a conspiracy. Yeah, that must be it…The Mariners players had a Pier Six brawl before their game Tuesday, which worried some Seattle fans. Those folks should be delighted, because it’s the most fight the M’s have shown in weeks. Once wild-card contenders who were actually dreaming of the divisional title, the Mariners are nine back of the first-place Astros and 5.5 behind Oakland for the second wild-card spot…Pope Urban VI returned to Ohio State this week to conduct practice and to prepare for his return to the sidelines for week four of the season. In other Buckeye news, the Board of Trustees, save the one member who resigned in disgust over the week penalty handed out to Urban VI, remains gutless and completely in the pocket of the football program.
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            AND ANOTHER THING: If any of Nick Saban’s or Doug Pederson’s players reacted to mildly stressful situations during a game with the similar lack of composure the coaches did when asked over the past week who their starting quarterbacks would be, they would no doubt be excoriated and probably demoted. It’s amazing that coaches today get so upset over questions that couldn’t possibly be surprising to them. Here’s a bit of inside information from the media, fellas: Fans want to know who will be playing quarterback. Instead of crafting a benign answer designed to satisfy (somewhat) the questioner and avoid controversy, these coaches became angry and petulant. Part of the job descriptions for these heavily compensated men is dealing with the media. So, why wouldn’t they do it in ways that doesn’t make them look unprofessional? Saban’s response to espn reporter Maria Taylor’s innocuous question about the Tide’s top signal-caller was uncalled for and exposed him further as someone for whom common decency is often elusive. Pederson’s tantrum was even sillier, since the person who “put words in [his] mouth” worked for NFL.com, the propaganda arm of the league for which he works. Getting angry at the local reporters who have helped promote his book and his team made no sense in that case. Pederson and the “offending writer” who said Nick Foles would be starting the season at quarterback work for the same company – the NFL. Come on, guys, show a little more poise.
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            YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT? The Eagles head into the 2018 season enjoying a completely unfamiliar status: defending Super Bowl champs. The fan base has been placated, and that means everything should be sunshine and lollipops, no matter what happens on the field, right? Maybe. The expectations for the team have grown, and even though people are merging onto local highways without risking serious injury these days, a poor performance by the team will not be received well. Like most towns that experience ultimate success, Philadelphia now believes the Eagles will win multiple Lombardi Trophies over the next five seasons, and even a return trip to the Super Bowl that doesn’t end in triumph will be received poorly in some circles. So, what’s going to happen? Expect Nick Foles to play QB for three games, before Carson Wentz returns. Expect the offense to take some time to develop into a real force. Worry about the middle of the defensive front without Haloti Ngata and pray hard for Jordan Hicks to remain healthy. The Eagles should win the NFC East and a playoff game. After that, things could get pretty tough on the Schuylkill Expressway.

-EH-

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